Bula — published on Instagram since June 2020. A sharp-tongued, bilingual voice on appearance, influence and being seen.
“Oops, who did you get all dressed up for?” I whistled at Bula, the way some middle-aged Dick would — one who suffers from an uneven development of essential organs: small brain, big mouth (and no, we won't get into the area between the legs, because… well, it's obvious: We are not Dick!).
“For myself, of course! If I invest in my appearance, people will like me, and the more fans I have, the bigger an influencer I'll be — and then, once I really make it, I can finally stop caring how I look, get it?”
First posted: 10 June 2020, Instagram.